Legend has it that the Boomer Unicorn got tired of the hustle, skem, and chaos of the crypto world. So, it yawned. That yawn rippled across the blockchain, creating $BUY—the laziest, most retarded token you’ll ever own.
ca: FZpu6pb83hsXb1xZKsUhWBw2QxhWhghWsxwwnWWHbMjZ
No roadmap, no utility, no purpose, just vibes.
Because sometimes, life is about owning a token that makes absolutely no sense—and being proud of it.
No point. Seriously. This is for people who love:
- Chaos
- Retard
- Saying, “I own $BUY” without explaining why.
Will $BUY moon? prob no prob yes, but we have retarded dev, he is the best chef when cooking👀. Will it yawn? Every single day.
Take a note
Stop looking for logic where there is none. Deep down, you know you need Boomer Unicorn Yawn in your life. So, just $BUY—or don’t. We’re too tired to care.
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